One of the many reasons I finally committed this blog to global connectivity was that I thought it would be a good place to write about my experiences covering Magic events, kinda like a tournament report but as a non-player. There’s usually plenty that goes on at a Grand Prix or the like that isn’t relevant to the coverage, or can’t be included for whatever reason, or just doesn’t make it because dammit man, I’m a wannabe writer, not a time traveler! There just isn’t time to type it all up.
(But if forced to choose, I’d pick Star Wars over Star Trek every time.)
To cut a long story short, which is exactly what this is about, it’s been five weeks since Grand Prix Kuala Lumpur, and I still haven’t finished my tournament report for it. It’s over 4000 words long so far, and isn’t remotely finished. I think I’m up to the start of day two after my mammoth late night decklist writing stint, or thereabouts. To be perfectly honest, what I’ve written probably isn’t even that interesting. Don’t get me wrong, it might be a reasonable read, but I’m not sure it’d be worth slogging through, and this long after the fact, I can’t really be bothered finishing it.
Since then, I’ve also been Auckland to see a Devin Townsend concert, practically deafening myself in the process, and I’ve been back to Christchurch for the first time since I moved away at the end of 2008. I think I want to write about those trips, although the odds are I probably won’t. I still have one more piece to write about Meshuggah’s ‘Pineal Gland Optics’ and I’ve already started learning the epic ‘Dancers to a Discordant System’. I don’t know how long it would take to write up that one, but I kinda want to do ‘Stengah’ and talk about the polyrhythm underlying ‘Bleed’ first. I could probably write a review of Fear Factory’s new album too, and have been pondering the use of twitter by artists (musicians and writers) to promote themselves. I’m also planning on designing a Cube: a collection of Magic cards designed to be drafted from. There’s probably plenty to waffle on about there, and I even play a bit of Standard now and again, which is also worthy.
So yeah, the GPKL tournament report is getting the axe, so I can get the hell on with the rest of my life, or at least, the rest of this blog.