Time must be flying by much faster these days, or the Magic sets are coming out more frequently. The last time I played sanctioned Magic was at the Worldwake Prerelease, and the time before that – the Zendikar prerelease. I guess I’ve also attended a Grand Prix subsequent to each Prerelease, but I hardly had time to play Magic at either of those. I do at least, get to play Magic: Online (from here on known as Modo) now and again, even if not as often as I’d like. Mind you, if I got to play as often as I’d like – which would be all day every day – I’d probably get sick of it. Plus, you know, a guy has to pay rent somehow, and I’m quite certain Modo day in and day out won’t do that.
Anyway, last time I called my prerelease tournament report “A Good Day” and I don’t want to say it wasn’t a good day this time around, but it wasn’t quite as good as last time, but that was more the fault of the some unnamed, unseen idiot much later that day, and Zach not turning up because he was sick, or something.
The day started out well, because I was staying in a hotel walking distance from the prerelease venue. Heidi’s work were running their Annual Real Estate Forum on the Friday and Saturday, and had put her up in a hotel for a couple of nights so she didn’t have to get up at 5am to drive into the city each day and pay exorbitant amounts for parking. Heidi’s employer didn’t have a problem with me sharing her hotel room on the Friday night, so instead of heading home from work, I walked to Darling Harbour to the hotel, then around Darling Harbour trying to find the hotel, then once I found it, all the way around the Hotel trying to find the entrance. I got there just in time to zip up Heidi’s dress before she went out for dinner with the rest of her colleagues, so I settled in for an evening of Modo, paying the daylight robbery-esque $29.95 for 24 hours internet access.
What? It was that or read a book/watch tv.
I took the Blue/Green/Red Zendikar Block Constructed deck that FFfreak won the latest MOCS (Magic Online Championship Series or Season or Something) with for a run through a few two-man queues, winning twice before losing to an Archive Trap deck. I then piloted Gerry Thompson’s Monument Jund into a Standard two-man, winning that against a Turbo Fog deck. This build of Jund seemed a little mana heavy, and despite not having Blightning, I took it in two games, partly because Turbo Fog is a bad deck, and their version seemed particularly badly built.
We were up early the next morning for a tasty hotel breakfast at 6:30am before Heidi took off for day two of their forum. I headed back to the room to win another couple of two-mans with FFfreak’s Block deck, then walked five minutes to the prerelease. It’s not every prerelease you get to do that now, is it?
The room was already a little funky smelling by the time I got there. I paid my entry and found Dom so I could try and convince him to play Serious instead of Casual. Between myself, Justin “Juzza” Cheung, Perth’s Brandon Lau (two members of the Australian National Team that finished 2nd at Worlds 2008) and Tyler Walsh, Dom was soon seated on the Serious side of the room with the rest of us.

My pool got off to a fantastic start. As I sorted my cards into colours, four colourless cards stood out first: Skittering Invasion, Dreamstone Hedron, All is Dust and Kozilek, Butcher of Truth. From there, there were plenty of non-blue options available to me. Both black and while had several quality levelers and removal spells, but was a round hole to the square peg of my colourless top end. Red and green a smattering of acceleration, a reasonable curve and a Heat Ray, and was a perfect fit for Kozilek. Even if the black/white deck happened to be better than the red/green one, I don’t think you can bench colourless mythic bombs at the Rise of Eldrazi prerelease and look yourself in the eye the next morning, so I sleeved up the following list:
1 Tajuru Preserver
1 Beastbreaker of Bala Ged
1 Overgrown Battlement
1 Daggerback Basilisk
1 Sporecap Spider
1 Vent Sentinel
1 Kozilek’s Predator
1 Emrakul’s Hatcher
2 Nema Siltlurker
1 Broodwarden
1 Skittering Invasion
1 Pelakka Wurm
1 Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
1 Spawning Breath
1 Staggershock
1 Wrap in Flames
1 Explosive Revelation
1 Heat Ray
1 Ancient Stirrings
1 Dreamstone Hedron
1 All is Dust
11 Forest
7 Mountain
Sideboard:
1 Snake Umbra
1 Stomper Cub
1 Brood Birthing
1 Angelheart Vial
1 Leaf Arrow
2 Battle Rampart
Okay, that’s not technically true. By the end of the four rounds, this was what was in my sleeves. Because there were no decklists, we were free to make changes as we went along. Originally, I had the Snake Umbra and Stomper Cub in over the Wrap in Flames and Vent Sentinel, but the Cub ended up being the least defensive creature at a crowded spot in my curve, and while the Snake Umbra usually earned me a card or two, it felt surprisingly underwhelming. The Wrap in Flames was twice as good as it looked. I didn’t start it because I figured there’d be few Non-Spawn targets for it, but it turned out that a) Eldrazi Spawn are fantastic targets, and b) there were plenty of great targets, especially out of the faster decks. Vent Sentinel was simply the right size to hold the ground. The card that really shone was Ancient Stirrings. It was always held back as long as possible, and while I was occasionally forced to use it to find a Mountain, or sometimes whiffed on ‘just’ a land, digging me closer to Kozilek, or at least All is Dust was the knees of a bee.
I never sided in the Leaf Arrow, but possibly should have in the first round. The Angelheart Vial I cast aside early as unplayable, but now that I read it; it probably would have been okay, even if it would be jostling for space with better five-drops. Despite the fact I could have teamed the Battle Ramparts up with Vent Sentinel and Overgrown Battlement, I didn’t like that they were basically only 1/3’s in my deck, because I probably wasn’t going to be hasting up a fatty too often. I had enough playables that I could actually have a black/white deck on standby in my deckbox, so I grabbed some lands for that as well, but didn’t once side it in. I guess if I’d tanked early and often, I would have been more tempted to pull the ol’ switcheroo, but well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Here’s the backup list.
2 Caravan Escort
2 Null Champion
1 Knight of Cliffhaven
2 Lone Missionary
2 Kor Line-Slinger
1 Dawnglare Invoker
1 Gloomhunter
1 Bloodrite Invoker
1 Nikana Cutthroat
1 Kabira Vindicator
1 Bala Ged Scorpion
1 Zof Shade
1 Soulbound Guardians
2 Emerge Unscathed
1 Guard Duty
1 Smite
1 Oust
1 Induce Despair
9 Plains
8 Swamp
Sideboard:
1 Time of Heroes
1 Dread Drone
1 Death Cultist
1 Essence Feed
1 Nighthaze
1 Escaped Null
I briefly considered maindecking the Time of Heroes, but I decided I’d seldom have more than one leveler in play at a time, making it only sometimes better than a Giant Strength, and probably worse enough times, too. I’m not sure how many levelers you need to be running to maindeck it, but my gut feeling was that 7 was too few.
My first opponent was Victor Yee. He was with black, white and green, and got off to a reasonable start leveling a Caravan Escort all the way up to full. I finally blew my All is Dust on it, and almost had him out of gas, when He plucked a Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief off the top with enough land in play to kill me on his next attack. I drew the last land I needed, and breathed a sigh of relief as I dropped it into play to summon Kozilek. I announced his ‘as you cast this’ ability, and looked down at the card to read it out word for word. It was at that moment I realised that Kozilek draws you four cards, and doesn’t Vindicate target Drana.
Awkward.
I continued scanning down the card to see he had flying at all, and couldn’t help but notice he wasn’t even indestructible. It seems that my recollection of what Kozilek actually does was a bit of an amalgamation of all three of the mythic Eldrazi. I felt well proud of myself for not only tapping out to confirm my opponent’s suspicion I was dead on the table, but also giving away valuable Kozilek-based information. Speaking of misplays, as I mentioned earlier, I then didn’t side in the Leaf Arrow, but probably should have. Even though it couldn’t kill Drana, if my backup pool could have Knight of Cliffhaven, Dawnglare Invoker and Gloomhunter, then his deck could have them too.
I took game two when I landed Kozilek while Drana was nowhere in sight. He painfully Vendetta’d the Eldrzai, so I shuffled him into my deck along with my graveyard, presented my deck for shuffling, and when I got it back, promptly drew Kozilek off the top. Neat party trick – don’t ask me to repeat it. Game three was much the same, in that he mulliganed to five and eventually succumbed to a Dreamstone Hedron propelled Kozilek. Once the match was over, my opponent shook his dead and bemoaned his inability to beat Kozilek, and that he also had a Dreamstone Hedron, but felt he couldn’t really justify playing it. I told him I thought his best chances lay in playing the Hedron and using it to dig up his bomb (Drana) and beat me before I could beat him. He shrugged and continued with his original line of argument: that Kozilek was impossible to beat. I guess showing him the 12/12 at the end of game one had him believing that despite being up a game, there was no way he could win the match. I’ll take that.
Round two I played Kenny Phuong Nguyen, who has been shaping up to be a relatively successful player of late, qualifying for and attending Pro Tour San Diego earlier this year. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him in contention at the Australian National Champs this year, either. He was also red/green, but his top end was rare, rather than mythic, and capable of summoning additional Eldrzai from the sideboard, if he so wished (and had 20 mana spare). Splinter Twin on the Spawnsire of Ulamog was almost troublesome, but I made it to ten mana just in time swing the game back in my favour with Kozilek. Annihilator 4 is much more effective than Annihilator 2. It was this round I realised Explosive Revelation put the revealed card into your hand, too, which was nice. Man, I sure am good at reading my cards, I should probably work on that.
The wheels fell off in round three, just like they had at the Worldwake Prerelease. I played Hugh Rayner, who also beat me at the M10 Prerelease with infinite Air Elementals and Serra Angels. This time, it was at the hands of many, many Eldrazi Spawn and a pair of Pennon Blades. As far as I could tell, he didn’t really have any Eldrazi proper to top off his curve, but then again, as far as he could tell, I didn’t either. Finding Kozilek in either game would have allowed me to win, and I had plenty of time to do so, but he failed to turn up to work.
So once again, I went into the last round needing to win to come away with prizes, and as I mentioned last time, it’s not the prizes themselves as much as it is winning them. This time I was paired with Aaron Yue. He didn’t offer the prize split, and neither did I. There had been extensive chat on the subject of prize splitting in GoodGamery chat earlier that week, as everyone berated Julian Booher for consistently lowering his Expected Value on Modo by constantly splitting (the reasoning being he should be at least be winning 60% of the time, or thereabouts). Aaron had a relatively aggressive black/red deck, that threatened a lethal Bloodthrone Vampire early with his abundance of spare Eldrzai Spawn. I defended all the way up to Kozilek to take game one, but he had a Vendetta for it in game two. I shuffled my deck and presented it, but didn’t notice if Aaron had taken a stab at shuffling it himself or not. I drew my next card, and it was Kozilek, winking surreptitiously.
“Did you shuffle my deck?” I asked Aaron, and I suspect it took him half a second to soul read me for the 12/12. “Uhh, no?” he ventured. I put the card back and let him shuffle it.
(I’m not insinuating Aaron was cheating here at all, I suspect he probably hadn’t shuffled my deck, but his reaction certainly hinted that he had figured out that not shuffling it was probably a Bad Thing for him.)
(Not that I’m insinuating he thought I was cheating, either, just running well above par with my neat, new party trick.)
I drew it again two turns later anyway, but he managed to get enough damage around it to take us to game three. I greedily kept six land and All is Dust and was rewarded by Aaron’s mulligan. He made a solitary Pawn of Ulamog and started whittling away at my face. I ripped a few early drops to soak up the removal he had in hand, before eventually digging up Kozilek with Ancient Stirrings, the All is Dust still hangin’ out at the back of my hand. Kozilek again took a Vendetta on the chin, but I recovered with a Broodwarden from Kozilek’s reserves, which encouraged the remnants of the Skittering Invasion that fueled Kozilek, to get up and get nasty. I even managed to draw Kozilek again just before I took the match. If only he’d been as punctual in round three.
All things considered, ‘twas another successful Prerelease where I came away with a winning record without having to play in the Casual flight to get it. I didn’t really have the time to stay for the afternoon flights, as they would have taken us up and over 7pm, and I was expecting Heidi to finish at around 5pm. I challenged Dom to a Solomon draft with my prize packs, and as with all one-on-one draft formats, I failed miserably. Err, I mean, lost intentionally so that Dom wasn’t too bummed out at only going 2-2 in the serious flight we badgered him into entering. Yes, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
I said my goodbyes and went to meet Heidi. We had planned to catch the bus home because as I mentioned earlier, we hadn’t brought the car in due to the ridiculous parking costs we would have incurred over the two days of the Forum. We got to the bus stop 5 minutes after one had been due to come by, and settled in to wait 40 minutes for the next one. An hour passed and we were almost ready to give up and grab a taxi, when our bus finally went past in the opposite direction. Figuring it would be back this way in 20 minutes or so, we stuck to our guns and continued to wait. After another hour, in which my name was mud because this was clearly my fault, we finally gave up and hailed a cab.
When the taxi driver finally got to our turn off on Victoria Road, we found it cordoned off by police. As was the next intersection, and the one after that. The driver turned off the meter while we tried to find a back street we could use to get around the roadblock. He eventually doubled back far enough, but it certainly wasn’t a route a bus could have managed, which explained what had happened to them, at least. It turns out some idiot had first pick, first pack’d a bomb of his own at a garage sale – an unexploded World War II Bomb Shell – and taken it into our local Fire Station and said “hey this thing is okay, right?” The streets were blocked off between 6pm and 9pm while the Bomb Squad came out to check it out. Apparently it was only a Practice Shell, and perfectly harmless, unlike Kozilek, Butcher of Truth.